| The Annals Of Wand Research, posted on Tue Jun 29 21:46:50 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | The researchers in the Unseen University labs are proud to unveil their latest creation - the Paint Stained Wand.
Using the latest in modern wandology, they've managed to create a wand that can store paint and eject it at will. Unfortunately, due to a currently unknown cause, the ejected paint only seems to stick to other people.
Available exclusively (for now) at Hobliet the Unnecessary's Linear Tools in the Magic Emporium in Ankh-Morpork.
- Elemeno
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| The Fashion Police, posted on Fri May 14 22:38:59 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Dwarfish fashionista Gok'wan has been spotted wandering Ankh-Morpork. The Watch warn that he is known to be fierce, with an obsession for bangers and cinching.
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| Mean Mercenaries, posted on Wed May 12 21:22:24 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Mean mercenaries of a foreign extraction have been spotted around the fair city of Ankh-Morpork, much to residents worry and confusion. They are said to be armed and dangerous[1].
Concerned Citizens have cautioned that they are liable to do heathen foreign things, and possibly gabble away in strange languages.
In other news, the fine mean Morporkian soldiers of fortune are also apparently better equipped to fight for the glory of our fine city[2].
G & T
[1] In that they have arms
[2] Or, at ...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Lost And Found, posted on Tue May 11 17:11:23 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Lorst N'Fund has taken a course on Combined Engraving, Embroidering, and Otherwise Marking Any Object. As such, he will now add a small mark to any item newly registered with the Ankh-Morpork Lost Property Office, which will be obvious when you look at it.
For those of you who have already registered items, if you take them to Lorst and re-register them he will mark them for no charge.
G & T
On the behalf of the Lost Property Office, 59 2/3 Street of Cunning Artificers.
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| Numismatological Delight, posted on Tue May 4 22:22:48 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Imps have been busy rebuilding The Pitts. It is now home to the Balancing Monk's free hospital as well as various locations of special interest to those with a background in numismatology!
- Makhar
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| Wanted... For Being TASTY, posted on Sun May 2 16:07:48 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Wanted posters are now edible, and come in a range of delicious flavours.
Some posters may not yet be edible, but we have a crack team updating them AS I WRITE[1].
Thanks be to Kake!
[1] Corporal Nobbs. So it may take some time. Or a reboot.
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| Lantern Lovers Light Up Your Lives!, posted on Sun May 2 16:05:00 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: General | Lanterns have been put on a diet, and as such will no longer take gallons upon gallons of oil to refuel, but rather 1/3 of a standard lantern fuel bottle.
Go forth and bring light to darkness!
G & T
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| Attn: Apex Club (ex) Residents, posted on Sat Mar 13 21:08:54 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Further to various requests, should you lapse your payments your items will now be returned in a box, rather than uncerimoniously dumped on the floor.
Of course, to avoid this entirely it is much better to keep up your payments!
Yours,
Jarvis
Apex Club Doorman
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| Fiddley's Standing Ovation, posted on Tue Aug 11 23:19:08 2009 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Mr Fiddley (41) of Fiddley's Music Shop, 41b Seven Sleepers, has launched a new line of music stands, for those of you tired of trying to balance music on your nose while playing a double bass, harp, or indeed guitar.
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