| Injury Time, posted on Mon Aug 21 12:30:15 2023 | | Posted by: Kake | | Category: General | Four new achievements have been added, all from ideas in our Rainy Day File: Accident Prone, Brittle Bones, Packrat and Scheherazade.
The quartermaster's shovel is now a mace, rather than a polearm, since this is more consistent with its length.
Sorrel will now answer to "spice". |
| Gravitas, What Gravitas?, posted on Wed Aug 9 15:57:03 2023 | | Posted by: Kake | | Category: General | A bug has been fixed in the Memorable achievement, but unfortunately the fix required us to clear progress on this achievement for those who have made some progress but not yet completed it. If you feel hard done by because of this, please talk to a liaison. This does not affect people who've already completed the achievement; only people who were part-way there.
The spelling of the "Fossilized" title has been corrected to "Fossilised", in line with MUD style for spelling. If you were using t...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Lying Like A Cheap Rug, posted on Sun Jul 23 21:04:14 2023 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | One of the long-standing problems that Djinn's Flying Carpets, on Scoone Avenue in Ankh-Morpork, was having with their supply of flying carpets has been fixed. At least one remains.
(Some other carpets can also be found elsewhere.) |
| The Darling Bugs Of May, Part 2, posted on Wed May 10 12:07:37 2023 | | Posted by: Kadath | | Category: General | Here's the latest batch of updates, tweaks and fixes from your lovely creator team:
- Playershop greeter imps have finally learned how to speak Brindisian, Dwarfish and Klatchian. (If yours is not co-operating, please ask a liaison to update the room, or wait for the next reboot.)
- The output of the temperature command has been clarified, removing the need to wonder (or argue about) whether "a lot of warmth" is more than or less than "quite a lot of warmth".
- The weights of garlic clov...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Maisey Hits The Road, posted on Fri Apr 7 19:36:11 2023 | | Posted by: Evensong | | Category: General | Happy that she has made a difference, Maisey has decided to go back out on the road.
She's taken a bunch of Fools Guild admin forms with her so she can train and recruit on her travels and has left details of her tour dates in the reception Office. |
| Give A Man A Fire..., posted on Thu Apr 6 22:00:18 2023 | | Posted by: Evensong | | Category: General | | Maisey is most pleased by the lack of fresh corpses around the Fools guild now. As a reward she has made some new items available to those who have shown themselves worthy. |
| Well, Colour Me Fiery!, posted on Wed Apr 5 16:49:47 2023 | | Posted by: Evensong | | Category: General | Maisey Bent has continued to find ways to improve the Fools Guild. Working on suggestions from the Fools she has talked to she has negotiated with the alchemists and has managed to secure some peculiar substances that burn with different colours.
Discworlds elemental forces have also caught up with recent events and wetness and foolish fireballs will now work more realistically together. |
| Assay, Assay, Assay!, posted on Tue Apr 4 16:48:53 2023 | | Posted by: Evensong | | Category: General | Maisey Bent is already complaining about having to tidy away charred corpses of Fools. To avoid this happening so often she has devised a method of determining how powerful a fuel is without having to put it in your mouth and set fire to it.
She has also restricted sales of some of her items to those who have proven they know how to use said items safely[1].
[1] well, wisely[2]
[2] no, sensibly....argh! You know what I mean! |
| Fools Fail To Accept That They Are A Joke Guild, posted on Mon Apr 3 22:36:09 2023 | | Posted by: Evensong | | Category: General | Having heard that the Fools' Guild was a joke, Maisey Bent has taken a break from her travels to see what she can do to help out around the guild.
She has just arrived and doesn't know how best to assist but we're sure that she will find her feet in the next few days.
In the meantime please say hello and make her feel a home. |
| Home Decor And Other Animals, posted on Wed Feb 8 18:23:06 2023 | | Posted by: Guildenstern | | Category: General | * The Djelibeybi real estate receptionist will now explicitly tell blacklisted players that the reason they can't bid is that they've been blacklisted.
* Real estate offices that control leased properties (i.e. shops) now have a notice listing the dates when the leases will end.
* Sum Flying Duck, who lays tatami matting in Bes Pelargic, no longer talks about carpet.
* Various issues relating to pluralisation of appliques have been fixed.
* A blood splatter applique has been added to Nese St...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
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