| Weaver Street Gets A Face Lift., posted on Tue Dec 6 02:11:10 2011 | | Posted by: Trilogy | | Category: Am (domain pages) | | Those wishing to find unusual yet practical gifts for their friends and loved ones this Hogswatch may find that special something at Baguette's Custom Bag Shoppe, now situated permanently on the newly renovated Weaver Street. In addition, a young man has recently been spotted along Weaver Street offering cheap but gainful employment to those poor penniless unfortunates seen sifting through our fair city's gutters. It is our sincere hope that even the poorest among you shall be able to afford a li... Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Profit Margin, posted on Sun Dec 4 18:28:09 2011 | | Posted by: Thoreksken | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Wanting to capitalize on the rising traffic flow from the Shambling Gate towards the Shades, two new stores have opened up on Pigsty Hill.
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| Pub For The Nostalgic, posted on Wed May 4 02:15:00 2011 | | Posted by: Rotas | | Category: Am (domain pages) | In keeping with the style of Creator announcements being cryptic:
There is a new pub open in Ankh-Morpork on Morpork Street. There you may drink, eat and make merry. There are also a number of amusements including a very comfortable Trusty chair that's to die for and a pubquiz machine where you can test your skills for a mere AM$1.
For the nostalgic among you the Felt Ham may remind you a little of a certain round-world pub, this is intentional.
Also you can submit your own pubquiz questions a...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| The Emerald Necklace, posted on Mon Oct 18 17:42:10 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | To all travellers on the Sto Lat road:
A jewel[1] of a coaching inn has reopened following refurbishment[2] on Upper Broadway, nr to the Hubwards Gate of Ankh-Morpork offering succour[3] to newly arrived travellers.
Should you wish to quench your thirst or enjoy a hearty meal stop by the Emerald Necklace now[4]!
Yrs,
Josiah H Hardepate, Public Relations Secretary of the Publicans' Guild
[1] May not actually resemble a jewel.
[2] The Thieves' Guild knicked all the tables, chairs, and crystals...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| The Annals Of Wand Research, posted on Tue Jun 29 21:46:50 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | The researchers in the Unseen University labs are proud to unveil their latest creation - the Paint Stained Wand.
Using the latest in modern wandology, they've managed to create a wand that can store paint and eject it at will. Unfortunately, due to a currently unknown cause, the ejected paint only seems to stick to other people.
Available exclusively (for now) at Hobliet the Unnecessary's Linear Tools in the Magic Emporium in Ankh-Morpork.
- Elemeno
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| The Fashion Police, posted on Fri May 14 22:38:59 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Dwarfish fashionista Gok'wan has been spotted wandering Ankh-Morpork. The Watch warn that he is known to be fierce, with an obsession for bangers and cinching.
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| Mean Mercenaries, posted on Wed May 12 21:22:24 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Mean mercenaries of a foreign extraction have been spotted around the fair city of Ankh-Morpork, much to residents worry and confusion. They are said to be armed and dangerous[1].
Concerned Citizens have cautioned that they are liable to do heathen foreign things, and possibly gabble away in strange languages.
In other news, the fine mean Morporkian soldiers of fortune are also apparently better equipped to fight for the glory of our fine city[2].
G & T
[1] In that they have arms
[2] Or, at ...Read The Rest Of This Entry |
| Lost And Found, posted on Tue May 11 17:11:23 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Lorst N'Fund has taken a course on Combined Engraving, Embroidering, and Otherwise Marking Any Object. As such, he will now add a small mark to any item newly registered with the Ankh-Morpork Lost Property Office, which will be obvious when you look at it.
For those of you who have already registered items, if you take them to Lorst and re-register them he will mark them for no charge.
G & T
On the behalf of the Lost Property Office, 59 2/3 Street of Cunning Artificers.
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| Numismatological Delight, posted on Tue May 4 22:22:48 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Imps have been busy rebuilding The Pitts. It is now home to the Balancing Monk's free hospital as well as various locations of special interest to those with a background in numismatology!
- Makhar
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| Wanted... For Being TASTY, posted on Sun May 2 16:07:48 2010 | | Posted by: Gin | | Category: Am (domain pages) | Wanted posters are now edible, and come in a range of delicious flavours.
Some posters may not yet be edible, but we have a crack team updating them AS I WRITE[1].
Thanks be to Kake!
[1] Corporal Nobbs. So it may take some time. Or a reboot.
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